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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

sanadasan:

sanadasan:

remember when you could annotations to other people’s videos

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(Source: cryptonloids, via tonyabbot)

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via tonyabbot)

versacefag:

"irrelevant male rapper"

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"ft nicki minaj"

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(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

unit04:

if you mutually follow me and you don’t like me and have been wanting to unfollow me since the end of time dont hold back, you can unfollow me i don’t make a big deal out of unfollows or broken mutual follows it’s just a website it happens

(Source: unit04-archive, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

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